MCP FM is one of multiple available radio stations in Chat. It is hosted by an MCP Sergeant, who has the nickname Scratch, which is a reference to vinyl records, which the songs the station plays would have originally been released on. It plays classic rock, metal, and punk.
- Holiday - Green Day
- Blitzkrieg Bop - The Ramones
- Wer're Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister
- You Got Another Thing Coming - Judas Priest
- I Fought the Law - The Clash
- Living On a Prayer - Bon Jovi
- Welcome to Paradise - Green Day
- Holiday in Cambodia - The Dead Kennedys
- Kickstart My Heart - Motley Crue
- Should I Stay Or Should I Go - The Clash
- Thunderstruck - AC/DC
- Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne
- God Save the Queen - The Sex Pistols
- You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi
- Rock 'N Roll Train - AC/DC
- Scratch often makes remarks about how MCP FM, alongside Golden Oldies AM, is the only station in the UIA playing "real" music.
- It is the default radio station in every MCP vehicle.